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Elf Jokes

Underutilized as a source of humor, here are my Elf Jokes. All original materials as exciting as that may be.

To see the answers, select the text following the - for each line. (Ya see, the answers, they are in ugly green text so ya can't see them right away. Uh huh.) What I'm saying is, take your pointer after the --> and click and drag like you are selecting text. The answers will appear as if by magic.


Elf Jokes

If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be? -> The twelf

What is big, green and packs a trunk? --> An Elfephant.

What is a female elf called? A shelf.

What do you call an elf with a skin disease? --> A leper-chaun.

What do you call an Elf walking backwards? --> A Fle

What do Elves use to go from floor to floor? --> An Elfevator

What do you call a wound that is caused by being stabbed by an Elf? --> An Elf-Inflicted wound.

How do you describe a rich elf? --> Welfy

What nerve is used to sense elves? --> The Elfactory Nerve.